Quando ero piccola facevo nuoto due volte la settimana e i corsi si chiamavano volgarmente principianti – intermedi – progrediti.
Nella piscina in cui vado adesso la sostanza non è cambiata ma sono cambiate le diciture. Ora abbiamo junior penguins, penguins "normal" star and penguins. So much for the swimming of children.
We want to find a word even for adults? Can I try it with women.
The time of swimming that I attend on Thursdays from 13 to 14 could easily be called "the time of the whales." It is the course of Aquafit für Schwangere that water aerobics for pregnant women.
Anyone who thinks that this is only an hour of sport are wrong! It is a water therapy session. We meet more of the other belly in a heated pool and is made to begin a round of greetings and presentations: the group is quite mobile, every week comes a new whale but if he lose one - the reason is obviously more than happy, the former has become a mother whale. Then you can dance, you make circles with the pelvis, the muscles will melt, you do breathing exercises and relaxation time to prepare physically and spiritually X. The best time is when you lie on two soft Tubone dall'istruttrice and there is being drawn, a physical and spiritual guide who works as a midwife and then know exactly what we are going and what we need.
Then, once over time, and resurrected from the waters with the grace fatter than a dozen of Venus Botticelli, whales get naked and sticky layer close and begin the typical speeches shower.
What week are you?
And the stroller? New? No no, we all second hand.
Maxicono or Romero? Epidural or childbirth
hardcore?
And sex is the baby? And the name?
But you take magnesium taxofix or folvollkomplex or ferroplus?
happens, however, that there are only peaceful whales in the shower, but they occur real killer whales that are meant only to make you come to the existential crisis and ruin your day.
Where do you go to give birth? Oh, really, in that hospital? I have not heard many good things, they say
... What? You did not take folic acid in early pregnancy? You know a child could be born with spina bifida? You did not do amniocentesis? But you know the risks you run?
And so on.
Luckily it's just isolated cases. And then I am sure that the killer will meet in a few years in the hour of moray eels that is the water aerobics for women only evil and divorced, discuss it in the shower as road kill their husbands in court. The children of course are left with the babysitter before the play station. Some whales even knew each other from swimming lessons for jellyfish, that is ruthless in his career that women between the shampoo and conditioner will exchange practical advice on how to abuse the interns and make them work twice as hard for half the salary! But I find myself
my friends watching a few good months in the hour of fish, namely the baby swimming ... and I can not wait!
Nella piscina in cui vado adesso la sostanza non è cambiata ma sono cambiate le diciture. Ora abbiamo junior penguins, penguins "normal" star and penguins. So much for the swimming of children.
We want to find a word even for adults? Can I try it with women.
The time of swimming that I attend on Thursdays from 13 to 14 could easily be called "the time of the whales." It is the course of Aquafit für Schwangere that water aerobics for pregnant women.
Anyone who thinks that this is only an hour of sport are wrong! It is a water therapy session. We meet more of the other belly in a heated pool and is made to begin a round of greetings and presentations: the group is quite mobile, every week comes a new whale but if he lose one - the reason is obviously more than happy, the former has become a mother whale. Then you can dance, you make circles with the pelvis, the muscles will melt, you do breathing exercises and relaxation time to prepare physically and spiritually X. The best time is when you lie on two soft Tubone dall'istruttrice and there is being drawn, a physical and spiritual guide who works as a midwife and then know exactly what we are going and what we need.
Then, once over time, and resurrected from the waters with the grace fatter than a dozen of Venus Botticelli, whales get naked and sticky layer close and begin the typical speeches shower.
What week are you?
And the stroller? New? No no, we all second hand.
Maxicono or Romero? Epidural or childbirth
hardcore?
And sex is the baby? And the name?
But you take magnesium taxofix or folvollkomplex or ferroplus?
happens, however, that there are only peaceful whales in the shower, but they occur real killer whales that are meant only to make you come to the existential crisis and ruin your day.
Where do you go to give birth? Oh, really, in that hospital? I have not heard many good things, they say
... What? You did not take folic acid in early pregnancy? You know a child could be born with spina bifida? You did not do amniocentesis? But you know the risks you run?
And so on.
Luckily it's just isolated cases. And then I am sure that the killer will meet in a few years in the hour of moray eels that is the water aerobics for women only evil and divorced, discuss it in the shower as road kill their husbands in court. The children of course are left with the babysitter before the play station. Some whales even knew each other from swimming lessons for jellyfish, that is ruthless in his career that women between the shampoo and conditioner will exchange practical advice on how to abuse the interns and make them work twice as hard for half the salary! But I find myself
my friends watching a few good months in the hour of fish, namely the baby swimming ... and I can not wait!
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